how many seconds can you gargle mouthwash?

*has*

i watched “father of the bride” with the girlfriend. i usually can’t pass up a steve martin movie. it did seem that they took the sappy moments from every steve martin movie, and crammed them all into one single, yuppy, tear-jerker. i have no time for sappy movies. i also have no time for sappy television shows. extreme makeover: home edition, can burn with the rest of them. i will never cry to the cue of ryan seacrest’s annoying, toolish voice.

that being said, i LOVE sixteen candles.

*punches self*

*covets*

this group is coming to dallas. the only problem is, nobody (that i know of) actually knows who they are. the girlfriend doesn’t seem too interested, so i’d rather not drag her to it. there are a series of problems with this entire situation.

either:

1. i have really bad taste in music.
2. i have no friends.
3. i have really really really good taste in music (not even close), and people are just sick of being on the bad taste-spectrum when it comes to being around me.†
4. it would be really awkward to go alone.
5. they might suck live. and if i ever convinced someone to go, they may never forgive me.

†: don’t smite me, lord.

other issues:

a. i have fewer weblog editor options when i use the super-new google chrome. also, the words “dallas”, “weblog”, and “google” all appear to be spelt wrong. even the word “spelt” seems to be completely wrong. even more puzzling, is the fact that none of these come up wrong on spell-check.

b. i’ve started using full-strength mouth wash. my mouth feels like i’ve been licking band-aids all day. it’s a good feeling.

just to be clear, i’m not begging for someone to go with me.

hello, everyone!

this post is about happy things!

happy things are as follows:

1. puppies
2. cookies
3. moneys
4. honeys
5. funnies
6. bunnies





AND GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!!






I’M INTERESTING I’M INTERESTING I’M INTERESTING I’M INTERESTING I’M INTERESTING I’M INTERESTING

the little off-shore drilling bill, that wasn’t.

load of crap

best game ever

i’ve resisted buying this cd for a long time, mostly because i thought the majority of their fan-base to be infantile.  at last, i couldn’t resist.  call me a girl, i care not.

there is a ‘nother matter of greatness that i must address.

the band is Francis and the Lights

http://www.myspace.com/francisandthelights

http://blog.francisandthelights.com/

open your hearts, i hear greatness.

whatspace?

MEDIAMEDIAMEDIAMEDIA

warning:  disturbing video

does it bother you (christian reader) that someone would use the name “judas”?

edit:  my girfriend is better than me at mario kart.  it’s only natural that i be better than her at something else.

the honey-moon is over, sarah palin.

did the republicans really want a messiah of their own?