cold weather is here i love the early part of fall. in my area, september-early november is tops when it comes to temperature. now it's cold, i have a metal chair in front of my computer, and my posture is horrible. of course, i'm cynical. i have a lot of time to think to myself. sometimes my thinking is guided by the radio talk-shows, and the rest of the time is spent day-dreaming to music you'ld probably just not get (or get too well. there doesn't seem to be a middle-ground). i think about issues concerning the organization of information (boring), the failure of structured growth in the church (zzzzzz....), the mindless sheep that fuel personality cults, but today i focused in on one singular topic. THE GREAT SQUIRREL MASSACRE OF 11/08 
as many as three squirrels were seen dead in one spot. at least fives squirrels attempted suicide by the tread of my tires (visual confirmation of continued life was made, in most cases). some might assume that the incline in squirrel mortality could be attributed to the sharp increase in A.C.O.R.N.s. i'm more willing to bet that recent news of the Obama victory, and the falling dollar, has sent a record number of squirrels wondering what they really have to live for. this may be the end for our rodent friends. | 
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