June 16, 2008
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pure evil
by some random flight of fancy, i ventured upon a film titled “The Strangers”. i would only recommend this film if the reason for you watching involved learning what not to do when people break into your house and seek to terrorize you. OR i could just give you a short list of “dos and do-nots” right here. right now.
1. when someone knocks on your door for the second time after you had already sent them away at 4:00 in the morning, be suspicious.
2. when it is generally known that the people surrounding your house want to scare you, do not be curious enough to investigate every strange sound that obviously is coming from them. they want you to be scared, and they want to know where you are.
3. fight back
4. walking in slow circles while bumping into everything around you is probably not the best way to get a handle on your surroundings, and could possibly provide an opening for your attacker to approach you.
5. do not leave your girlfriend in a house, where people have already broken in, to go on some fool’s errand that would leave both of you exposed.
6. be in the open. when you are constantly affraid of what’s around every corner, you should probably be somewhere where there aren’t any corners.
7. learn how to fire a gun. also, when holding a shotgun, you probably shouldn’t need that extra five seconds to aim.
8. live whithin earshot of someone else.
9. don’t leave your girlfriend in a strange house in order to foster her horrible smoking habit.
10. LOCK ALL OF YOUR DOORS, not just the front door.
Comments (7)
did you see the happening yet?
cause we could might go tonight.
i’ll see if daniel wants to when he gets home,
and if he does,
i’ll call you.
Good list, I’ll take it to heart!
last but not least: after you shoot him, don’t believe he/she is DEAD
@DebsWorld - of course
#9 haahhahaahah!
1. when someone knocks on your door for the second time after you had already sent them away at 4:00 in the morning, be suspicious.
(UNLESS YOU SMELL INDICA BUD)
there are so many of their remixes that are awesome too. i think they have more remixes than their own songs.