top ten reasons to vote democrat (in no order)
1. bush lied, people died. (even though it can't be proven that he knew anything at all, especially given the other great idea that he is a complete fool)
2. oil company's make a lot of money, and we are paying a lot at the pump. (even though they pay more taxes than anyone else, and obama wants to tax them even more. guess which direction the prices will go after that!)
3. we need to bring our boys home. (even though obama has changed his war position to be exactly like mccain's)
4. the rich are getting richer, while the poor are getting poorer. (a good thing, followed by a lie. it is awesome when people get rich, and the standard of living for our poorest is the best it's ever been. does it really make sense that we should bring the rich down instead of bringing the poor up? maybe the left really does believe in equality, just that we should all be equally poor and subservient to the government.)
5. republicans don't care about the environment. (the free market is producing more fuel efficient cars faster than the time-line given by obama for his plan to require more fuel efficient cars. it's startling to see how little people understand when it comes to how the free market works. more regulation in the car industry is just the thing that will drive up the price of cars, and drive down competition in the automobile market; two things that we really do not need.)
6. a black guy for president! (way to move past race, democratic party!)
7. eh, i give up.
8. go have your hope orgy and feel good about yourselves.
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